ENOUGH ABOUT ME, LET'S TALK ABOUT MY BLOG

Things I can't seem to stop doing today:

1. eating lollipops

2. listening to No Children by the MOuntain Goats

3. reading slutever

if you read this, then fuck you

SPACE 1999

Gerry Anderson is a genius. Look at that man's body of work and tell me he's not an incredible fucking visonary. I dare you

RIP Aaron's blog. There aren't a lot of 'personal' blogs that I give a shit about, and that was one of them. BUT HEY: HE WRITES REVIEWS SOMETIMES

I wish spotify would unfuck itself so I could get on with making this mix CD. IT IS FOR A SPECIAL PERSON

look at my tumblr and my fuckin deviantart

Why Ultimate Hawkeye is one bad motherfucker.

He never misses.

FUCK YOUR BLOG

one thousand years in perfect symmetry

Passing the time writing sci fi and drinking beer.

Famous people are just like normal people, but better, in the same way that superheroes are like the police, but better, except superheroes don't exist.


"oh my god this really is a joy to behold"

You will die and crumble eventually everyone that knew you or remembered you or had even heard your name spoken out loud will eventually die and crumble to dust, and eventually all that will be left of you will not be your clothes, diaries, nail clippings or haircut but merely your name, the year you were born, and the year you died, etched in a stone above your corpse and etched in electricity and silicon somewhere in an underground vault. There is no hope, there is no god, you cannot make your mark, you cannot change the world but it can change you.

Shout at the world, because the world doesn't love you.

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space & the woods

SPACE IS SO FUCKED UP

I was very disappointed that I was on holiday for the 40th anniversary of the Apollo landings, because I missed a lot of the newspaper coverage and Guardian wallcharts. I'm sure the Apollo coverage would still have been available to me, but it would have been in French. Fuck that shit.

Some interesting space facts.
1. Man's first landing on another celestial body almost wasn't broadcast live.

Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin stepped onto the moon about 8 hours before their mission plan said so. It basically said this:
a) land on moon
b) sleep 8 hours
c) take man's first step on moon
But they were, rightly so, all like 'nawww fuckdat' and suited up anyway. The BBC had stopped broadcasting at this point, because it was about 3 in the morning, but one guy called James Burke was listening in. He convinced the BBC to broadcast the moon landings live - the first continuous 24 hour broadcast in television history.

2. Neil Armstrong is a wanker.

A boring, uptight wanker. He hardly ever appears in public, people who worked with him on Apollo called him "aloof," "sinister," "impassive" and "unknowable." And he's shit with the press. Before Apollo 11, a journalist asked him if he could take one thing on his mission, what it would be - he said, "more fuel." Someone once asked him what it was like to walk on the moon, he said "Pilots take no special joy in walking. Pilots like flying." Buzz should've been first.

3. SPACE IS HUGE

okay. Look at this:


The Earth and the Moon to scale. Pretty far apart, aren't they? It's nearly 240,000 miles. People have only made that journey nine times, ever.

Right, now try and picture the above diagram inside THIS one:

That little blue dot in the box in the top left is Earth (obviously not to scale). So that's the solar system . . . OR IS IT?? Beyond Pluto, there's a belt of comets called the Kuiper Belt, like the Asteroid Belt but way bigger. Beyond that, a huge fucking cloud of comets called the Oort Cloud. The edge of the Oort Cloud marks the edge of the Sun's gravitational pull, and so the edge of our solar system.

Look at that motherfucker. See at the top of that diagram, see the distance from the sun to the edge of the Kuiper Belt? A long way. About 50 AU, or Astronomical Units. An AU is about 93,000,000 miles, so from the Sun to the furthest edge of the Kuiper Belt is 4,650,000,000 miles, just over 4.5 billion.

4.5 billion miles is a fucking long way.

Okay. This next bit scares me. The distance from the edge of the Kuiper Belt, 4.5 billion miles, is one thousandth the distance from the Sun to the edge of the Oort Cloud. So, from the Sun to the edge of the Oort Cloud is 50,000AU, or 4.5 trillion miles. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

And that's only our solar system. There are around 100 billion to 400 billion, or 100,000,000,000 to 400,000,000,000 other stars in the Milky Way. And in the observable universe alone, that's only the bit we can see, there are around 80 billion galaxies. Which means the estimated total of solar systems in the observable universe is 30 to 70 sextillion.

OR:

30,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to 70,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 solar systems in the observable universe.

Also I was thinking of getting some shoes, I really want them they're really nice!! What do you all think???

kbye

All i wanna do is see you naked

YOU'RE ALL BASTARDS

I hate you. Sainsbury's basics Cider. I stole two bottles of it, and two fucking oven ready margherita pizzs. A total of 4.40. Tom Chambers nd I are going to prison, see you in hell motherfuckers.

Joe, you're a shit, and if ou ever read this blog ten I will know about it, and secrets that you do't want to come out WILL fucking come out. You bastard.

T MINUS 7

NOODLE DANCE

A friend of mine, who will remain nameless, invited me to his birthday party the other day. It's going to be on the 17th of September, and this got me wondering, is it too soon? When is too soon? Inviting someone to your birthday party unreasonably early may seem narcissistic - "my birthday is the most important date of the year, keep your diaries free or suffer the consequences." But then, too late makes you look like a bit of a mess - I invited people to the Day of the Dead afterparty after the end of the last show. Talk about disorganised!

My CDs are all very DISCorganised!

When I insult people, my insults are quite DISorganised!

When I go to make peepee, I am very PISSorganised!

Capote got arrested because of tax evasion, talk about Disorganised crime!

In other news, I fell asleep in a bathroom last night and today had a very hungover driving lesson, my arse and back were soaked in sweat by the end. Roundabouts are scary!

Everyone has blogs now, and everyone has Farmville. I have Farmville now, add me as a neighbour! We live so much of our lives on the internet, there's an application for the iPhone that lets you brush your teeth, you just press a button and they're clean. You need an internet connection though, suxx

I have 'Noodle Dance' stuck in my head, from Peanut Butter & Jelly, we all remember that show right? Otters, I fucking love otters.
USE YOUR NOODLE
I didn't understand at the time that 'noodle' meant 'brain', I thought the song was just about noodles. They should have made that clearer.

Hate is a strong word, it's four letters, think about it.

Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying

I detest negativity, I detest drama. I hate them both but I find myself caught up in an awful lot of both recently.

If you're wondering why I'm up so early, so am I. I feel sick.

The past 24 hours

HI EVERYONE WELCOME TO MY BLOG HOW ARE YOU FEELING

Went to Nick's yesterday. Drew some comics, watched some telly, ate some food. My comic is set in space and Nick's isn't, he isj ealous because I get to draw spacesuits. He asked me if he could draw some spacesuits in my comic, I said, "no". Nick's comics looks great! We started playing Red Alert 3 then decided to play the stay up all night game, we stayed up til 7 and then went to bed. It counts as all night because it was all night

I drew some funny comics, I will scan them and put them on my drawing blog, http://lazerbullet9999.livejournal.com/ at some point. I hope you will be amused by them. They are mainly about films, ironically enough. This is probably because we had the Sky movie channels on constantly, and all we were really talking about was films. I sometimes think there should be more crossover between comics and other media, like Jamie Hewlett's comic of Common People, which kicks it. Here is a page from it:


But when films come out with a fucking ton of graphic novel backstory, like Southland Tales or whatever, I am not going to bother. I'm clearly not going to pay any more than the price of the cinema ticket to enjoy the film, so don't bother. Films should exist in their own right.

We had a massive fry-up for breakfast today, the beans lacked flavour. Maybe it was because they were microwaved.

I went swimming the other day, we did man things like riding in an inflatable boat and showing off "the guns", mine are called Mike & Ike, Aaron's are called Goose & Maverick, Dave's are called Ebony & Ivory. Nick was not invited to the "gun show" because he is thin and has no meat on him, when he turns sideways I often don't see him unless I'm concentrating very hard.

I'm writing this at his house he's a bastard

luvya