A friend of mine, who will remain nameless, invited me to his birthday party the other day. It's going to be on the 17th of September, and this got me wondering, is it too soon? When is too soon? Inviting someone to your birthday party unreasonably early may seem narcissistic - "my birthday is the most important date of the year, keep your diaries free or suffer the consequences." But then, too late makes you look like a bit of a mess - I invited people to the Day of the Dead afterparty after the end of the last show. Talk about disorganised!
My CDs are all very DISCorganised!
When I insult people, my insults are quite DISorganised!
When I go to make peepee, I am very PISSorganised!
Capote got arrested because of tax evasion, talk about Disorganised crime!
In other news, I fell asleep in a bathroom last night and today had a very hungover driving lesson, my arse and back were soaked in sweat by the end. Roundabouts are scary!
Everyone has blogs now, and everyone has Farmville. I have Farmville now, add me as a neighbour! We live so much of our lives on the internet, there's an application for the iPhone that lets you brush your teeth, you just press a button and they're clean. You need an internet connection though, suxx
I have 'Noodle Dance' stuck in my head, from Peanut Butter & Jelly, we all remember that show right? Otters, I fucking love otters.
USE YOUR NOODLE
I didn't understand at the time that 'noodle' meant 'brain', I thought the song was just about noodles. They should have made that clearer.
Hate is a strong word, it's four letters, think about it.
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