All i wanna do is see you naked

YOU'RE ALL BASTARDS

I hate you. Sainsbury's basics Cider. I stole two bottles of it, and two fucking oven ready margherita pizzs. A total of 4.40. Tom Chambers nd I are going to prison, see you in hell motherfuckers.

Joe, you're a shit, and if ou ever read this blog ten I will know about it, and secrets that you do't want to come out WILL fucking come out. You bastard.

T MINUS 7

NOODLE DANCE

A friend of mine, who will remain nameless, invited me to his birthday party the other day. It's going to be on the 17th of September, and this got me wondering, is it too soon? When is too soon? Inviting someone to your birthday party unreasonably early may seem narcissistic - "my birthday is the most important date of the year, keep your diaries free or suffer the consequences." But then, too late makes you look like a bit of a mess - I invited people to the Day of the Dead afterparty after the end of the last show. Talk about disorganised!

My CDs are all very DISCorganised!

When I insult people, my insults are quite DISorganised!

When I go to make peepee, I am very PISSorganised!

Capote got arrested because of tax evasion, talk about Disorganised crime!

In other news, I fell asleep in a bathroom last night and today had a very hungover driving lesson, my arse and back were soaked in sweat by the end. Roundabouts are scary!

Everyone has blogs now, and everyone has Farmville. I have Farmville now, add me as a neighbour! We live so much of our lives on the internet, there's an application for the iPhone that lets you brush your teeth, you just press a button and they're clean. You need an internet connection though, suxx

I have 'Noodle Dance' stuck in my head, from Peanut Butter & Jelly, we all remember that show right? Otters, I fucking love otters.
USE YOUR NOODLE
I didn't understand at the time that 'noodle' meant 'brain', I thought the song was just about noodles. They should have made that clearer.

Hate is a strong word, it's four letters, think about it.

Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying

I detest negativity, I detest drama. I hate them both but I find myself caught up in an awful lot of both recently.

If you're wondering why I'm up so early, so am I. I feel sick.

The past 24 hours

HI EVERYONE WELCOME TO MY BLOG HOW ARE YOU FEELING

Went to Nick's yesterday. Drew some comics, watched some telly, ate some food. My comic is set in space and Nick's isn't, he isj ealous because I get to draw spacesuits. He asked me if he could draw some spacesuits in my comic, I said, "no". Nick's comics looks great! We started playing Red Alert 3 then decided to play the stay up all night game, we stayed up til 7 and then went to bed. It counts as all night because it was all night

I drew some funny comics, I will scan them and put them on my drawing blog, http://lazerbullet9999.livejournal.com/ at some point. I hope you will be amused by them. They are mainly about films, ironically enough. This is probably because we had the Sky movie channels on constantly, and all we were really talking about was films. I sometimes think there should be more crossover between comics and other media, like Jamie Hewlett's comic of Common People, which kicks it. Here is a page from it:


But when films come out with a fucking ton of graphic novel backstory, like Southland Tales or whatever, I am not going to bother. I'm clearly not going to pay any more than the price of the cinema ticket to enjoy the film, so don't bother. Films should exist in their own right.

We had a massive fry-up for breakfast today, the beans lacked flavour. Maybe it was because they were microwaved.

I went swimming the other day, we did man things like riding in an inflatable boat and showing off "the guns", mine are called Mike & Ike, Aaron's are called Goose & Maverick, Dave's are called Ebony & Ivory. Nick was not invited to the "gun show" because he is thin and has no meat on him, when he turns sideways I often don't see him unless I'm concentrating very hard.

I'm writing this at his house he's a bastard

luvya